Tuesday, 10 April 2018

Cutting Edge Mercenaries of Bastion

Bastion's hired guns are known for seeking the most unusual equipment of the electric epoch. Sometimes they enjoy their signature weapon a little too much.

Each of these is available for hire, £5 for a day's work where they'll do the following:
  • Follow you into dangerous places.
  • Generally follow orders.
  • Think that their favourite gadget is the perfect solution to any problem.
Each Mercenary comes with their own specialist equipment. If this is damaged or lost they always blame their employer, immediately ceasing their service and pursuing financial compensation in Mercenary Court. 

HASTER SMUZZ
DEX 15, 10hp, Trench Armour (1), Baton (d6).
Orbalaster: Bulky, Functions as either a Crossbow (d6) or Rifle (d8) or can fire one of three specific combination rounds. He generally carries one of each.
Salt Charge: Blasts out a fluorescent salt-like powder. Anybody within the blast that is currently Wounded is overcome with pain and instantly incapacitated.
Wild Charge: Blasts out a red mist, any animals in the blast become immediately violent towards the nearest other being.
Null Charge: Blasts out an impenetrable darkness lasting a few minutes. Nothing more complex than a bow can function in the darkness.
DOVVET DERAUMA
STR 15, 10hp, Quarry Armour (1), Two Hatchets (d6 each).
Absorption Engine: Bulky. Chest mounted device that activates when she causes Critical Damage to an opponent. The victim is sucked into the jet-like hole and sprayed out as a bloody mess.
As a secondary function the engine allows very slow, careful flight and can be fed inorganic matter to spit out a d6 Blast of shrapnel.
CANS GUTTANINE
10hp, CHA 5, Two Chop-Swords (d6 each).
Spirit Bombs: Each of these contains the canned essence of some alien spirit. Cans isn't sure which one is which, so roll d6 when he throws one. Once the spirit is released it cannot be returned and does nothing besides lash out.
1: Abyss Spirit: 10hp, De-Pressurisation Touch (d10 ignore Armour, explode on Critical Damage).
2: Iceberg Spirit: 12hp, Icy Form (Armour 2), Crush (d10 to all in a line).
3: Smog Spirit: 6hp, d6 Choke to all within, Immune to physical attacks but disperses if left alone.
4: Pickling Spirit: 8hp, Acidic Splash (d6 Blast), Anything killed is preserved and delicious.
5: Heat Spirit: 12hp, Glowing Metal Body (Armour 3), Heat Ray (d8), longs to be cooled down which causes it to become peaceful.
6: Razorwire Spirit: 10hp, Metal Form (Armour 2), Lash (d6 to all adjacent), Anybody taking Critical Damage is pulled in to be kept safe.

VEX VENTOM
10hp, STR 18, Spiked Armour (1), Combat Chain (d8).
Sludge Gun: d6, Fires a glossy black semi-solid material that can be used in unusual ways.
- Can be sprayed onto a surface to make it bouncy as a trampoline.
- Can be fired into water to create floating platforms.
- Can be fired into fire to explode in a d6 blast.
- Can be bounced around corners for trick shots.
- Can be fired onto an electrified surface to animate the sludge briefly. It thrashes around for three rounds before collapsing (3hp, d6 thrash).
- Can be fired onto the chest of a sleeping person to give them horrible nightmares.
- Can be fired into Acid to neutralise it.
- Can be fired into Alcoholic liquid to make it burst into flames and develop a new complex taste.

SPITCH TINDLE
10hp, Tin Armour (1), Boot Dagger (d6).
Turbo-Cannon: Bulky, also functions as a Shield (+1 Armour). Can be fired on three different modes.
Safe: d6 Blast. A spray of small rounds.
Turbo: 2d6 Blast. Twice the normal fire rate. If the rolls match the weapon jams and is unusable until the next Rest. 
Ultra: Three 3d8 Blast. Thrice the fire rate with hot-rounds interspersed. If two dice match it jams, if all three match it explodes in a d12 blast. 
FINO BANEMANE
10hp, DEX 5, Brass Armour (1), Dagger (d6).
Trace-Rifle: d6, Bulky. Instead of normal fire, can shoot a Trace-Marker that marks the target unless they pass a DEX Save. The Trace Rifle causes d10 damage when it attacks Marked targets and annihilates them in a miniature black hole when it causes Critical Damage.  

Friday, 6 April 2018

Cageshacke's Valet-Guards

Cageshacke is an INTENSE borough of Bastion. Of course it's surrounded by an electrified cage, but some houses and boroughs also choose to have cages.

The main reasons you'd go there are to get in a fight or to hire a Valet-Guard, but before we get to them have a Spark Table for some ideas of what else is going on. 

SPARK TABLE (roll 2d20 and mash the results together)


D20

D20

1
Personal Vendettas
1
Jewelled Eggs
2
Pain Endurance Tests
2
Growth Drugs
3
Destroying Furniture
3
Excess Drinking
4
Being Buried Alive
4
Dying Young
5
Martial Arts
5
Rival Companies
6
Eating Raw Things
6
Humans vs Horses
7
Declaring a Champion
7
Censorship
8
Philosophy of Cages
8
Product Placement
9
Familial Betrayal
9
Personal Grooming
10
Barbed Wire
10
Massages
11
Angry Speeches
11
Breakfast Cereal
12
Corrupt Officials
12
Collectible Figurines
13
Animal Masks
13
Secret Identities
14
Resurrection
14
Loud Music
15
Climbing Challenge
15
Flag Waving
16
Electricity Worship
16
Humiliating Punishments
17
Cult of Personality
17
Being Thrown from Heights
18
Fire Worship
18
Fast Food
19
Celebrity Merchandise
19
Fake Black Magic
20
Blood Worship
20
Provocative Clothes


Valet Guards

These personal assistants have three very specific purposes that the fulfill all at once. If asked to do anything else they politely remind you that it isn't in their job description. 
  1. Hype you up to others, even when you aren't around.
  2. Help you get up or get to safety when hurt.
  3. Not fight directly, but get involved in distracting your opponents, throwing things to you, or attacking opposing valet-guards.
When you try to hire one roll two d6s for your options. In case of a duplicate you've just got one choice, take it or leave it. 

1: Bercker the Shield 
50p, 3hp, STR 15, Old Flail (d6), Crude Armour and Shield (Armour 2, both Bulky), Battered Face.
  • Will throw you her shield in the time of need.
  • If forced to fight, hits herself with her flail every time (roll separately for her attacking herself).
  • Boasts of your prowess in historical events you couldn't have possibly been alive for.
2: Silak Clothwurer
20p, 6hp, DEX 5, Hooked Staff (d8, Bulky), Grey Robes, Comically Fat. 

  • Prays to the Stars for favour at the worst times. 
  • Offers poetic guidance and put-downs for your opponents. 
  • Occasionally uses his hook to trip an unaware opponent. 

  • 3: Arden Ztyle
    80p, 4hp, CHA 15, Amplified Clarinet, Seemingly Endless Supply of Tiny Smoke Bombs, Animal-Print Clothes. 

  • Creates an entrance theme for you, played whenever you enter a room.
  • Utterly unable to take part in physical combat. 
  • Can throw a smoke bomb down to give you cover just in time. 

  • 4: Ruff Bellows
    20p, 3hp, CHA 3, Ornate Spear (d8), Horned Helmet. 

  • Shouts crude insults at opponents so loudly that she's hard to ignore.
  • Can throw her spear with pinpoint accuracy as long as it's not going to actually hit anybody. 
  • Says something great about you at first, but ruins it if left to talk for long.

  • 5: The Golmot Twins
    £1 for Both, 2hp, DEX 18, One Bladed-Glove Each (d6), Mirrored Clothes. 

  • Fling themselves acrobatically around without actually fighting. 
  • Can climb any surface quicker than most can run. 
  • If one twin dies, the other finally joins the fight with both gloves if they can (2 x d6)

  • 6: Donk Beedle
    50p, 6hp, CHA 14, Giant Drum and Beater (d6), Back Banner bearing your face.

  • Loudly announces your arrival, making exaggerated claims about your achievements. 
  • If your life is in danger, can smash with his drum for d10 damage, destroying it. 
  • The drum doubles as a cauldron for cooking delicious food, but refuses to let anybody but you eat it. 


  • Wednesday, 21 March 2018

    Two Electric Bastiards and The Underground

    The text of Electric Bastionland is very nearly completed, after which it goes out of my hands and things like artwork and layout can start happening. We're a way off from release yet, but here are a few more sneaky previews.

    A couple of Failed Careers, and two pages from the Underground section. Note that the Human Flotsam background is the sort of thing you get if you roll exceptionally well on your Ability Scores.







    Friday, 15 December 2017

    Alien Dojos

    There's a bit of a fad in Bastion for Alien Martial Arts. You give it a cosmic sounding name, claim you learned it under a foreign star, or get a visiting Alien to play along, and rake in the money from your students.

    I'm here to tell you their techniques are real, and you can learn them.



    If you go to one lesson you're an Initiate. This costs 2p each week, and you have to keep going every week or you lose the technique.

    After each session roll 2d6. If this is less than the number of sessions you've attended then you graduate to Student and get a better version of your technique. Now it costs you 10p a week and you still have to keep going or else you lose it.

    Once you're a Student you can challenge the Master to a contest. If you beat them, you become Master, but if you lose you're expelled forever and the techniques are blasted from your mind. There can only ever be one Master. Now you get to claim the payments from your students and initiates!

    Oh and they all use some stupid meta-gamey gimmick, so use these only if you want your game to get real stupid.

    Kaffee-Beetle Kombat
    Initiate: When you fight with a pair of Bugchuks (d6 each) you throw them one after the other. You can reroll the second die as many times as you are able to before the first die stops moving.
    Student: As above but when your first die stops moving the Referee must reroll it, giving you more time to reroll the first die. 
    Master: As above but you can throw the first die anywhere you like, even off the table.



    Mor-Dur-Murder Style
    Initiate: When you attack with a weird alien throwing knife (d6), place a d8 in the centre of the table showing 1. Throw, trying to knock the d8 to a higher number. If the d8 remains at 1, treat that as your roll, otherwise take the highest value between the two dice.
    Student: As above but replace the d8 with two stacked d8s showing 1.
    Master: As above but replace the top d8 with a d12 showing 1.

    Bafistan Fist Fighting
    Initiate: Roll d6 for each fist you attack with by throwing them into the air and punching them. If either rolls off the table, or you fail to punch either of them, count your roll as 1.
    Student: As above, but add as many d6 as you dare.
    Master: As above, but combine any 6s you roll, to a maximum of 12 damage.



    Five Way Stick
    Initiate: When fighting with a Martial Stick (d6, Bulky) stack 5d6 in front of you and try to flick the top die from the stack. If any other than the top tie fall, fail and treat the roll as 1. Continue down the stack until you fail or choose to stop.
    Student: As above but replace the bottom die with a d12. 
    Master: As above but, from build your stack of five dice using any dice you like, up to d12.

    Rhythm of the Starbusta
    Initiate: Put some music on. Something with an obvious rhythm. Count along with the beat, most typically counting to 3 or 4. When you fight with a Meteor Hammer (d6), throw your die at something that will make an obvious noise (sturdy glass, gong). If you strike the object on the final count of the bar you're fine, otherwise you miss. 
    Student: As above, but if you succeed then double the value on the die.
    Master: As above but if you succeed you can throw another d6, continuing until you either fail or decide not to throw. You must decide this before the end of the next bar. You only keep the result of the last die you threw.

    Tuesday, 7 November 2017

    Electric Modernity (and Spark Tables)

    Bastion has been modern for a long time. This is the next step.


    If you can think of something from the modern world, it's here, but in an old fashioned style. Slow, expensive, but extravagant cars. Rudimentary computers usually built for one specific task with clunky, room-sized hardware. Amplified instruments blasting out youth music.

    The rule of thumb is "Early 20th Century" but remember this isn't alternate history. Bastion isn't London or Tokyo or New York, but you can pull whatever you like from any city on Earth, leaving behind the unwanted bits. If you want 1940s culture, you don't have to include the Second World War. It doesn't matter if cavalry became obsolete in our world, you can put them in there alongside the flamethrowers and mortars.

    Politics, Religion, and Philosophy are three sides of a whole. People clothe their agendas and ideals in whichever of the three best suits them. Faith is less about the subject of your worship, more about what you do in their name.

    Everything is shared. Nobody can run all of Bastion, so everything gets split up. Councils have overlapping authorities, there are public services for everything, and taxes are inevitable. If there's a problem, at least two people have tried to solve it. Less organised socialism, more a web of entangled responsibilities and authorities that nobody knows how to unravel.

    One of the key ways I'm presenting the setting in Electric Bastionland is through Spark Tables.

    You roll 2d20, taking the two results and smashing them together for inspiration.


    d20
    Spark One
    Spark Two
    1
    Pastry
    Society
    2
    High-Rise
    Factory
    3
    Smoked
    Art
    4
    Bombed
    Canal
    5
    Fat
    Tourism
    6
    Luxury
    Lizard
    7
    Wild
    Graveyard
    8
    Broken
    Council
    9
    Prototype
    Slum
    10
    Artisan
    Music
    11
    Paper
    Distillery
    12
    Murder
    Youth
    13
    Electric
    Office
    14
    Glass
    University
    15
    Dirty
    Museum
    16
    Repurposed
    Crowd
    17
    Disputed
    Debt
    18
    Burnt
    Chimney
    19
    Overgrown
    Heap
    20
    Loud
    Tonic

    This is a general Spark Table for Bastion, so you could use the results as the foundation for a place, person, event, or object.

    Let's give it a go.

    PLACE: Rolled 11 and 16 - Paper Crowd

    The Bill-Nest
    Atop rickety scaffolding, crowds of desperate people bring paper invoices, arrears, and debt ledgers, pinning them into the ever growing birdnest-like structure. 
    Urban myth claims that vengeful birds will see these and descend to murder cruel debt-chasers. This rarely happens, but more often the gathered mob decide to take matters into their own hands.

    PERSON: Rolled 4 and 12 - Bombed Youth

    Ram Totem - Radical Noise Poet
    Wiry, tall-haired young man with cheap metal prosthetic leg and arm down his left side. Lost both limbs in a revolution, and now spits the controversial view of suggesting we all just accept things the way they are. Yells his muddled poetry in youth hotspots, usually getting heckled in return.

    EVENT: Rolled 6 and 15 - Luxury Museum

    The Common Man's Museum of Bastion (Informally The COMMMB)
    Formerly a respectful memorial to the working class of Bastion, recently bought out by a conglomerate of wealthy factory owners. 
    Now depicts workers as lazy morons, but provides visitors with luxury facilities (including an especially good bar). As a result, it is currently under constant assault from protesters. 

    Thursday, 5 October 2017

    Failed Careers

    In Electric Bastionland everybody starts with:

    • A failed career.
    • A shared debt.
    Here are the one-hundred possible options for the former, all determined by the roll of your Abilities.


    1: Gutter Wretch
    The bottom of the barrel.
    Bastion’s crust.

    2: Curiocentric Collector
    An entire life spent looking at dusty things and squinting at books.
    It’s time to get out there for yourself.

    3: Trench Survivor
    You survived a Trench Battle with little to write home about.
    Except for that one thing you found in a strange tunnel.

    4: Debt Collector
    Someone paid you a pittance to look intimidating in dark alleyways.
    If need be you shed some blood, but there’s no extra pay.

    5: Dead-Shoresman
    You died, but found a way back from where you went.
    Nobody believes you, and everyone you once knew is long gone.

    6: Criminal Bureaucrat
    The laws of Bastion are written in such a way that every possible crime has a loophole.
    People pay you to perform crimes, legally.

    7: Sanctioned Executioner
    You’ve done your time on firing squads, and now you’re allowed to do a little freelance work.

    8: Fringe Investigator
    Everything must be revealed, from petty crime to the secrets of the cosmos.

    9: Disinherited Socialite
    Whatever happened between you and your family, you’re out of the will for good.
    You took what you could.

    10: Professional Verminator
    Every type of animal can be found in some corner of Bastion.
    When they are unwanted, you go to work.

    11: Lost Expeditioneer
    You’ve been on a treasure hunting Expedition before.
    You were the only survivor.

    12: Wall Warden
    Bastion has rings of walls all the way to its centre, wherever that is.
    You are both their warden and resident.

    13: Professional Gambler
    You know how to play well honestly, and how to cheat even better.

    14: Integrated Alien
    You came to Bastion a long time ago, passing for human.
    Under a Foreign Star. Reached by Sea or Underground.

    15: Thieving Under-Whaler
    The biggest catches are deep in ocean and in ground.
    One catch can make a fortune for the captain, but you got a pittance.

    16: Travelling Show-Person
    Stunts and tricks are your game.
    You’ve got a final trick up your sleeve if you start to lose the crowd.

    17: Gang Whip
    Internal threats can tear a gang apart.
    Enforcers keep things in order.

    18: Qualified Deconstructor
    Before the new can arise, the old must come down.
    Doesn’t mean we can’t enjoy it.

    19: Street Judge
    Bastion has so many courtrooms that the whole city it effectively legal ground.
    With questionable credentials, you dealt with street quarrels.

    20: Urchin Pack
    Clinging together is your only hope for survival.

    21: Star Blessed
    You don’t just worship the Stars.
    One of them has gifted you.

    22: Barricade Sapper
    Every day a revolution, another barricade.
    Civil flow design demands that somebody break them up.

    23: Human Unionist
    The world is full of strange and powerful things.
    None of them deserve our worship.

    24: Liberal Engineer
    We sit on the spear-tip of modernity.
    There’s always the risk of blood.

    25: Masked Horrorist
    Horrors rise from the Underground.
    We must make a friend of fear, and scare them back down.

    26: Rollocker Club Alumni
    Good times. Fair play. School spirit!

    27: Buckwud-Legionnaire
    The future holds only darkness.
    BACKWARDS! NEVER FORWARDS!

    28: Contract-Castaway
    Putting flags on islands isn’t enough, so you’ve been paid a petty fee to live alone on a desolate rock.
    The years have been dull, so you return to the mainland.

    29: Repressed Psionicist
    You can’t hold it in any longer.

    30: Unlicensed Amputator
    Not trained in the finesse stuff.
    Major structural work only.

    31: Polar Bounty Hunter
    The endless polar mists are a great place to hide.
    You did your best to bring the lost home, one way or another.

    32: Mockery
    An imitation of life in wood, clay, and felt. Children love you, animals hate you.
    You don’t need to eat, drink, sleep, or love, but still feel the drives.

    33: Prize Breeder
    You had a small kennel of finely bred animals.
    Now you’re down to your last breeding pair.

    34: Failed Citizen
    None of the Failed Cities could keep up with Bastion.
    You left your pathetic home for the real deal.

    35: Urban Safarist
    The human condition makes for fascinating viewing for those too rich to have worries.

    36: Lock Toller
    Canal locks charge a toll, but nobody knows who’s supposed to do that.
    You were part of a small group that held a lock for a while.

    37: Repurposed Augmental
    Mechanically Adapted for a purpose you were unable to fulfil.
    You found a job somewhere else.

    38: Noble-in-Waiting
    The chances of you actually inheriting your title are so low that you decided to take your fate into your own hands.

    39: Vault-Cracker
    Most vaults are old enough that nobody can agree who owns them.

    40: Revolutionary Duellist
    You are the sword tip of change in Bastion.

    41: Newspaper Intern
    You were technically paid to write technically-non-lies.
    It never really got off the ground.

    42: Rural Tax Collector
    You’ve spent more time than you care on the roads of Deep Country, squinting at obsolete currencies.

    43: Academic Debater
    Somebody must argue the positions that nobody cares about.

    44: Associated Burglar
    You burgled only sanctioned properties.
    You don’t fully understand the legality.

    45: Retail Therapist
    You help people spend money you have no hope of ever earning.

    46: Apprentice Sweep
    Your master died, and took your terrible career prospects along with them.

    47: Shock Trooper
    Your shock-academy training was so intense that the academy closed the day after your graduation.
    Now there is no mission, but you still have your gear.

    48: Urbalist
    The walls of Bastion have a language of their own.
    The right ones reveal secrets, with the help of your herbs.

    49: Tunnel-Clearer
    Despite its lack of regard for time and space,
    construction work on the Underground continues.

    50: Science Mystic
    The past was nothing but lies.
    There is hidden truth in these modern ways.

    51: Front of House Host
    You were the face of a company.
    Now you’re a face without a company.

    52: Critter Catcher
    The gutters and drainpipes of Bastion are home to every creature you can imagine.
    You always wanted to study them all.

    53: Practising Pharmacist
    A truly modern profession, and you’re almost qualified to do it.

    54: Roof Crawler
    There’s a lot of important work that goes on across the rooftops of Bastion.
    Yours is the more shadowy sort.

    55: Petty Officer
    You held an office of low position, but were moved to a Special Petty Officer position.
    Essentially you kept your badge but don’t get paid and have no authority.

    56: Bailed Prisoner
    You just got out.

    57: Street Performer
    Adored by few, loathed by many.

    58: Corpse Collector
    More of a Corpse Transporter, but the other name made it easier for people to despise you.

    59: Counterfeit Taxidermist
    Fantastic specimens bought you a small amount of money.
    Now that’s gone, and your name is ruined.

    60: Pie-Smuggler
    A recent study claims 68% of goods smuggled into prisons and other controlled areas arrived inside a pie crust.

    61: Council-Runner
    With so many overlapping councils, your time as a runner put you in a position of some power.
    Now your time is finished.

    62: Life Servant
    Your masters died. You’re free now.

    63: Amateur Dramatist
    The whole world is a stage.
    But you’re not good enough to get paid.

    64: Wilderness Recluse
    Modernity gets between us and our natural instincts.
    You’re here begrudgingly after a lifetime in the wild parts of Deep Country.

    65: Squidbagger
    A study you read claimed that 97% of Bastion’s products contain at least some Cephalopod-derived parts.
    You keep the city running.

    66: Exposed Imposter
    You got yourself into quite a powerful position based on a lie.
    Then they found out.

    67: Critic-in-Hiding
    Everybody loves a scathing critique, except those under the lens.
    For safety, you’ve changed your name and got a new haircut.

    68: Small Town Refugee
    Your Deep Country home was awful.
    Finally, the railway came, and you headed to Bastion.

    69: Paid Fighter
    You’ve been fighting for money, but not enough to get rich or especially tough.

    70: Canal Rover
    Bastion’s waterways are no joke.
    Something about rails and roads just seems wrong to you.

    71: Experiment Survivor
    You were deemed a mixed success.

    72: Fashionista
    There are none more moronic than those that lack The Modern Look.
    Watch from a distance, lest you become one of the norms.

    73: Human Flotsam
    You weren’t raised by Amphibians, but you can’t blame people for thinking that.
    You’re always slightly damp.

    74: Master Blender
    Some sensory gift allowed you to rapidly reach a prestigious position.
    Prestigious within your trade, worth nothing outside.

    75: Public Nuisance
    Something about you has always annoyed others.

    76: Park Steward
    Bastion’s parks have grown out of hand.
    Yours is one of the worst.

    77: Civic Butler
    Maintaining the veil of order over Bastion’s chaos.
    78: Estate Squire
    The last remnants of rural aristocracy linger between Bastion and Deep Country.
    The past’s long shadow, and you were born into their service.

    79: Machine Whisperer
    Industrial machinery sometimes needs a mallet, sometimes a whisper.
    You carry both.

    80: Agricultural Saboteur
    You carried out dirty jobs for malicious farmers.
    Now you see Bastion is even more ruthless.

    81: Animal Vassal
    You are property of an Animal Patron.
    You know better than to displease your liege, but you want to live among humans.

    82: Massifist of Massifcountry
    Everything is big in Massifcountry.
    You stopped growing just below the ceiling.

    83: Divine Prodigy
    Raised in a cult retreat for a single purpose, which didn’t work out.
    Cast out into the world.

    84: Good Dog
    Smarter than many people. Still a dog.

    85: Worthless Graduate
    You’ve spent a long time in colleges, arguing about words.
    Your career prospects are poor.

    86: Alternative-Groomer
    You make things pretty and nice-smelling.
    But not people.

    87: Avant Guardsman
    Not all Militias are Conventional.

    88: Factory Orphan
    Your family all died in the factory.
    Through some small-print in your contract you’ve been cast out onto the street.

    89: Low-Diplomat
    A life of carrying bad messages, managing Expectations, and making people feel heard.

    90: Loner Stargazer
    You’re not watching for clues, you’re watching for incoming threats.
    Alone in your observatory for too long, your shift is over.

    91: Sub-Person
    You wandered the Underground for too long, tormented.
    You came out less than human.

    92: Body Jockey
    You have a fantastic body, but it is simply your vehicle.
    Keep your fragile-self hidden.

    93: Underground Weirdo
    Born and raised in the Underground, below space and time.
    You’ve always been odd, and have gotten much worse.

    94: Twins
    There are two of you.
    Identical in most ways.

    95: Constable of Birds and Creeping Things
    Protector of the Laws of Nature.
    Courtesy of Arnold Kemp.

    96: Exotic Food Supplier
    When people tire of sundry dishes, you step in to serve them new delicacies..
    Courtesy of Arnold Kemp.

    97: Tactiliator/Tactiliatrix
    The power of touch.
    Courtesy of Arnold Kemp.

    98: Tuk-Tukker
    "I'm not going over the water at this time of night”.
    Courtesy of Patrick Stuart

    99: Map Thief
    "Obviously I fully intended to return it."
    Courtesy of Patrick Stuart

    100: Ex-Censor
    "Standard are slipping everywhere."
    Courtesy of Patrick Stuart